STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.  GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...  GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??  GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple  GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??  BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??  BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??  SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick .  MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly