Sardar Returns

Sardar declares:
.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..



A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it &said

'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

 




Sardar: Darling, years ago u had

a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do,

only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.

 



Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there,

its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar

i'll get up when he comes.!!..


Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..



 

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.



 

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing,

now teacher will think that we both copied.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2

honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money,

my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.


 

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.

He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....."

Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .....
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach

are cut - it becomes deaf......"

 

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks "

tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied....

"Hindi tera baap!!!"


2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages,

pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job,

I will start investigating. ......


A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati... .
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned,

looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India ... Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India  2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.   Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.   Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.   Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.   At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?   Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's

skeleton when he was a child.