21 November 2009

Wasted Suicide




A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang

herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide.
A little bit later, an old lady walked around

noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging.

She asked her what she was doing

 and if she needed any help.
The blonde firmly replied, "

I am committing suicide by hanging."

The old lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie,

put the noose around your neck not the Waist."
The blonde responses, "Ya giving me trouble again,

I tried that, "but I could not breathe."

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