Three Men On A Hike

~*Three Men On A Hike*~




Three men were hiking through a forest when 

they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '




Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs

and he was able to swim across in about 

2 hours, having almost drowned twice.



After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 

' God, please give me strength 

and the tools to cross the river '



Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and 

strong arms and strong legs and he was able 

to row across in about an hour

after almost capsizing once.



Seeing what happened to the first two men, 

the third man prayed: ' God, please give me 

the strength, the tools and the 

intelligence to cross the river '

Poof! . He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred 

yards up stream and walked across the bridge.



GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO 

NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO
CAN HANDLE IT!


' If at first you don't succeed, 

do it the way your wife told you!*