A pirate had a wooden leg, a hook on one arm, and a patch over one eye. Someone asked him how these things happened. He said that a whale bit off his leg, a crocodile had chewed off his hand, and a bird dropping hit him in the eye.
The other guy replied that he understood about the wooden leg having had his original bite off by a whale, and the hook was there to replace the hand the crocodile had chewed off, but a patch over the eye because of a bird dropping... that he didn’t understand.
The pirate said that when the bird dropping hit him in the eye, he had unfortunately rubbed it off using that hand. That was the first day he had his hook installed.
The other guy replied that he understood about the wooden leg having had his original bite off by a whale, and the hook was there to replace the hand the crocodile had chewed off, but a patch over the eye because of a bird dropping... that he didn’t understand.
The pirate said that when the bird dropping hit him in the eye, he had unfortunately rubbed it off using that hand. That was the first day he had his hook installed.
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